You calling me a liar???

For those of you who have been doubting the authenticity of my last post, I'm offended! :) But to answer some common questions:
1. Yes, I swear I'm not delusional. The high chair was in its typical position and was not near the counter. As I said, the wheels were locked...we rarely ever move it.
2. Yes, we do feed our dog. However, I don't doubt that he acted out of desperation because he had not been fed that day.
3. No, we didn't stage the picture for a thrill...it's real life. Just to prove it...here's what we found tonight when we came downstairs after bath time.
Tonight Crockett feasted on pizza, corn, and vanilla pudding....licked clean. Please feel free to admire jack's beautiful artwork in the background. I guess there's not going to be any leaving of unattended meal trays anymore.
Oh, and 4. Yes, of course we have sanitized everything following our counter-hopping canine.
This is how I felt???? I guess!